They kind of look like Jaywalkers, don't they? Sadly, no - I haven't tried those socks yet - these are just knock-offs I picked up at Sears for Willow.
BUT THAT ISN'T WHY I AM WRITING THIS POST!!!
What are those things on the socks? They kind of look like Cadbury Easter Eggs, don't they? You know, the kind of candy that it is a damn good thing has a very short season or I would be five times the size I am now? They are trying to pass them off as Christmas candy now! Omigod. I had to buy a couple - for empirical research, you see...
Yeah... that's the ticket.