1. To layer clothes when one goes out so one does not have to buy a new shirt just because one would be indecent if one stripped off her wool sweater.
2. To not go into a fit of rage when the five year old comes up to the dinner table, looks at the food, and goes, "Ewwww..."
3. To drive on the interstate.
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Those are noble goals. I haven't figured out the interstate thing either so no worries.
Oh please, I go completely ballistic when #2 happens to me. ESPECIALLY when I've made whatever-it-is because we're BROKE and this is the BEST I CAN DO. It's insult to injury.
Plus then the 3 year old looks over at her sister's snarky face and promptly copies her. "I don't like my supper!" YOU FREAKING LOVED IT TEN SECONDS AGO YOU SIMPLE-MINDED CHILD.
Ohhhhhkay. Deep cleansing breaths.
Bah, yeah #2 gets me every time. And it's even worse when you pick said 5 y.o. up from school to find that they apparently love Russian food involving boiled beets. But mom's steamed broccoli? Blech!
I do interstates, just not in the dark. Yikes.
Ummm....
What's the deal with the interstates?
Ah yes. #2. My oldest used to fake throwing up at the mere sight of my cooking. Not something that makes your heart sing. And I only do back country roads. What happened to trains?
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